A repost from a few years back, but always worth it. Maybe next year I'll hire a choir to sing it:
On the twelfth day of Christmas my donors gave to me--twelve delayed disbursements!
eleven sketchy studies
ten consultants calling
nine economists arguing
eight mission meetings
seven worthless workshops
six gender trainings
five RCTs!
four 4x4s
three acronyms
two empty schools
and a lecture on M&E!
Still on sale.